If you, or someone you love, fits the profile of a person described in this picture, there is help for you, and/or your loved one. Please, don't hesitate to get the help you, or your loved one(s), may not know you have need of, until this seen here, today. Call now, there's a kind, somewhat understanding counselor, who's not yet fully trained, but wants to get paid, and so, is ready and willing, if not yet able, to help you deal with your newly discovered tumult of emotion that may affect you after reading this and becoming informed of trauma that's been hiding behind your hay fever. Because, until recently, hay fever has only been viewed as physically problematic, and those suffering from it, not knowing it was irrefutable evidence of a traumatic event happening to make them victims, were recommended to seek help from their regular family physicians. And this recommendation was given only if they found over-the-counter medications insufficient alleviating hay fever's symptoms. This psycho-neuro pandemic of hidden traumas has greatly been ignored by medical psychology professionals, but will now be accepted by most major medical insurance companies who offer health coverage for trauma-acquired psychological disorders. Great news for padding the wallets of shrinks everywhere, for they can suddenly recognize and diagnose whatever they decide is a result of an unwarranted arbour/horticulture sexual assault and non-consensual attempt to cross-species pollenate. Don't wait for the next sneeze to burn your face before calling, crisis operators are standing by. And anyone whose gotten hay fever since childhood every year during pollen season is strongly urged to seek immediate emergency care from a botanical-psyche-threat specialist located nearest them. Also, anyone whose primary residence is close to, or within, the borders of a designated National Forrest is considered the most vulnerable of our population and have the highest risk of being sexually attacked by one, or more, pollinating tree-aggressors based on this geo-location. It's time you, or your loved one, come to terms with the fact that the tree in your front or backyard didn't grow to be a big tree just to provide you with shade in the summer, but has been growing towards the sun for a different reason, one you were never told to be aware of. Shown to you now is which trees' have deviant reasons of a predatory sexual nature that only your allergens can point you to. The counseling you, or your loved one, now know may have been needed yesterday, is here to help you today. Tomorrow may be too late. Make no mistake.
Tree rape is real, and is the cause of many hay fever soiled tissues seen littering sidewalks and street gutters, as well as, tissue-filled waste baskets in every scene, from coast to coast. Seems fitting, knowing tissue is made from trees, and is mostly made to be used by victims of tree rape. One of every three boxes of Kleenex is used to wipe the noses of people suffering the physical repercussions of this invisible, but invasive, sexual crime. So many homegrown trees pollinating more unwitting victims year after year. The CDC has unofficially refused to recognize the use of an ax, a box of matchsticks, or a chainsaw as an effective means of treating or stopping the threat of pollen from reaching the sinuses of non-concenting allergen sufferers, although sources have reported that certain CDC leading officials were overheard at a recent press conferance exclaiming, "If we recognize that hay fevor is the consequence of weaponized pollen made by trees, we have a real reason to keep people wearing a mask, as well as continued lock downs." Medicines used to treat hay fever- now called the novel tree STD, according to the National Arbor Association- do not alleviate the psychological duress of anyone previously unaware if their victimhood. We may never be able to stop this cycle of tree rape, however, it is the duty of everywe can empathize with those who continue to survive it.
Thank you for taking time to read this. Its an honor you've allowed myself to inform you of this unknown criminal act trees have been perpetrating against us, virtually undiscovered, since time immemorial. Blessings.
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